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 I missed a few days Sorry!!
 

Sorry for the delay in keeping up with my blogging. But I ahve been a little sick this week and haven't been doing much at all . I have tried to stop by as many of the blogs here that I can. If I ahven't commented its not that I didn't want too its just other bloggers already said what I was going to. So Please stay safe and keep warm,I should beable to get out tomorrow and get some more pics of those turbines at least I am hoping too.After more bloodtest and what ever else they want to do tomorrow. So until next time keep blogging as I do read tehm.And remember to take time just for you. It helps to make life a little easier.....

Chow from Canada

Gloria
Posted by gjwlegs at 10:57 PM - 5 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Friends
 






TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT.
DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE.
THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.

THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING,BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.
AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE.
THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?"
THE OTHER FRIEND REPLIED
"WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.
BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US,WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT."
LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE.
THEY SAY IT TAKES A MINUTE TO FIND A SPECIAL PERSON, AN HOUR
TO APPRECIATE THEM, A DAY TO LOVE THEM, BUT THEN AN ENTIRE LIFE TO FORGET THEM.
SEND THIS PHRASE TO THE PEOPLE YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.
IF YOU DON'T SEND IT TO ANYONE, IT MEANS YOU'RE IN A HURRY AND THAT YOU'VE FORGOTTEN YOUR FRIENDS.
TAKE THE TIME TO LIVE!
DO NOT VALUE THE THINGS YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE, BUT VALUE WHO YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE!
I HAVE THATS WHY IT IS HERE!!!!!!!!

Posted by gjwlegs at 4:09 PM - 6 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 Guess ..........Book............
 

Hello everyone in the stream.I would like to mention something to you all when you read someones blog please take time to go and sign their guest book as well. It make me feel alot better to see some in there as I am sure as it would make others.
Thats all for now. I got to go and deal with the county road guy but more on that later.
Posted by gjwlegs at 10:55 AM - 3 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Sorry to all my USA Streamers
 

I just couldn't resist this one sorry to all my USA Streamers..

>>> >
>>> >Breakfast at Tim Hortons
>
>>> > A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter
and
>>> >jam in a
>>> >Tim Horton's, when an American man, chewing gum, sat down
next to
>>> him.
>>> >The Canadian man ignored the American, who, nevertheless
started
>>> up a
>>> >conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You
Canadian
>>> folk
>>> >eat the whole bread?"
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > "Of course."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we
only
>>> eat
>>> >what's inside. The crusts we collect in a big container,
recycle
>>> them,
>>> >transform
>>> >
>>> > them into croissants and sell them to Canada."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The American had a smirk on his face.
>>> >The Canadian listened in silence.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The American persisted. "Do ya eat jelly with the bread?"
>>> >Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We
don't.
>>> >In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put
all
>>> the
>>> >peels,
>>> > seeds
>>> >and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
into
>>> >jam and sell
>>> >it to Canada."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"
>>> >The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you
do
>>> >with the condoms once you've used them?"
>>> >"We throw them away, of course," said the American.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In
Canada, we
>>> >put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into
>>> >chewing gum, and
>>> >sell them to the United States."

NOw thats just plain funny..

Posted by gjwlegs at 9:12 PM - 5 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 My fill in for the day..
 

I am really to tired to talk about anything tonight.sssso I got these jokes via email.THought that you might get a kick out of them..So Here goes.Keep WArm and Stay safe.TO all my fellow bloggers..

*** Jokes of the day ***

>>Somebody Said...
Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a
baby... somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, normal is history.
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct... somebody never took a
three-year-old shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boring... somebody never rode in a car driven by
a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good"...
somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices... somebody never came out
the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the
neighbor's kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother... somebody never
helped a fourth grader with his math.
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first...
somebody doesn't have five children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions
in the books... somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery...
somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of
kindergarten.
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied
behind her back... somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell
cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married...
somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a
mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home... somebody
never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her...
somebody isn't a mother.

- Top 10 Excuses for Sleeping at Work
10. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
9. I was working smarter -- not harder.
8. Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper.
7. Oh, I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on our mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!
6. I was testing the keyboard for drool-resistance.
5. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
4. I'm actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I
learned at that seminar you made me attend.
3. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?
2. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
..and the number one excuse for sleeping at work...
1. Geez, boss, I thought you were gone for the day.

- Top 10 Signs You Had Too Much of the 90s.
10. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back
seat of your car.
9. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have
e-mail.
8. You faxed your Christmas list to your parents.
7. You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
6. You find you need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living
5. You think "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project" are
acceptable English phrases.
4. You know the people at the airport hotels better than you know your next door
neighbors.
3. You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making Friday night
plans.
2. You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock
And -- the number ONE sign you had too much of the 90's...
1. You hear more jokes via email than in person.

Take care all and have a wonderful SUnday..
Posted by gjwlegs at 11:13 PM - 11 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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