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 HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 


Joke of the day.

>
> > A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his
> > Sunday sermon.
> >
> > Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
> >
> > The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
> >
> > The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
> >
> > The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
> >
> > The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
> >
> > At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following
> > results:
> >
> > The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
> >
> > The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
> >
> > Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
> >
> > Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
> >
> > So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this
> > demonstration?
> >
> > A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As
long
> > as
> > you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

Posted by gjwlegs at 1:41 PM - 7 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 What a day what a blow!!!!
 

Have you ever had a day that you felt like this???????





I have them all the time......
Posted by gjwlegs at 11:26 PM - 9 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 What have I learned....in the Stream......
 

OK so here it goes I am about to tell you what I think that I have learned from being in the stream.
I have learned that everyone here has the right to feedom of speech.As human beings we have the right to voice our opinions and have others say what they think about it. We do not have to like what they say.But thats called freedom of speech.What we have to do here in the stream is learn to take what we like and leave the rest. I have also learned that there are many people out there just like me,they are like living my life to the "T".
We all have our hidden fears and try to express them here. That what this was created for. TO write it all down it is a way of healing the inside of us.Whether it be in the means of Poetry or short stories. Or just something like this that is starting to make no sense at all.. The only people that will truly understand what any of us are trying to say is the ones that have been there too and have done that..If you all know what I am trying to say.. We all lead such individual lives but in reality they are the same.
It doesn't matter where you go in life you are always going to run into road blocks it is up to you whether you choose to go arround them or stay behind them.
So this is what I have learned from the stream.What have you learned from the stream??Make a post about what you have learned ok. But always remember to take what you like and leave the rest, cause I really don't care if you like what I write here or not this is a healing for me and only me not you... YOur blog is your healing.
Keep warm and stay safe all
caio
Gloria
Posted by gjwlegs at 2:14 PM - 8 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Just another Fun Day!!
 



We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
Posted by gjwlegs at 4:26 PM - 5 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Five Friday Facts Early!!
 

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