> >>>This is sooooooo funny. THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY IT.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3
> >>> kids each for six weeks.
> >>>
> >>> Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance
> >>> classes.
> >>>
> >>> There is no fast food.
> >>>
> >>> Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house
> >>> clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do
> >>> laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
> >>>
> >>> In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries
> >>> each week.
> >>>
> >>> Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and
> >>> relatives, and send cards out on time.
> >>>
> >>> Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a
> >>> dentist appointment and a haircut appointment . He must make one
> >>> unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Emergency Room
> >>> (weekend, evening, on a holiday or right when they're about to leave for
> >>> vacation). He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
> >>>
> >>> Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned
> >>> house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
> >>>
> >>> The men will only have access to television when the kids are
> >>> asleep and all chores are done.
> >>>
> >>> There is only one TV between them, and a remote with dead
> >>> batteries.
> >>>
> >>> Each father will be required to know all of the words to every
> >>> stupid song that comes on TV and the name of each and every character on
> >>> cartoons.
> >>>
> >>> The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will
> >>> apply to themselves either while driving or making three lunches.
> >>>
> >>> Each man will have to make an Indian teepee model with six
> >>> toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a
> >>> serving of peas.
> >>>
> >>> Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet
> >>> stylish shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed. The men
> >>> must try to get through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on their
> >>> clothing.
> >>>
> >>> During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe
> >>> abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings
> >>> but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
> >>>
> >>> They must try to explain what a tampon is for when the 6-yr old
> >>> boy finds it in the purse.
> >>>
> >>> They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at
> >>> least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
> >>>
> >>> He will need to read a book and then pray with the children each
> >>> night without falling asleep, and then feed them, dress them, brush
> >>> their teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7:00. They must leave
> >>> the home with no food on their face or clothes.
> >>>
> >>> A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father
> >>> will be required to know all of the following information: each child's
> >>> birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
> >>> Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of
> >>> labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
> >>> favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they
> >>> want to be when they grow up.
> >>>
> >>> They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m.and then
> >>> spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them
> >>> hand and foot until they are better.
> >>>
> >>> They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, "You're not the
> >>> boss of me".
> >>>
> >>> The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last
> >>> man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his
> >>> spouse at a moment's notice.
> >>>
> >>> If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and
> >>> over again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be
> >>> called Mother!



Keep warm and stay safe all fellow bloggers.
canada

4 Places I Have Live:

1. Aylmer,Ontario
2. Port Burwell,Ontario
3. Port Burwell,Ontario
4. Port Burwell,Ontario

4 Schools I Have Attended:

1. McGreger Public School
2. Davenport Jr. School
3. E.E.S.S.
4. All the above school were in Aylmer,Ontario

4 Places I have Worked:

1. TObacco LAbourer
2. McConnells Nursery
3. Tobacco Labourer
4. Format Inc. They make the frames for the hummers and military

4 Favorite Foods:

1. Chinese food
2. Turkey Dinner and all the fixens
3. Chocolate Anything
4. Anything I don't have to cook!!!

4 Favorite Vacation Spots:

1. Six Mile Lake Provincal Park
2. Port Burwell,Provincal PArk-Thats right we got one here.
3. Barbadoas,West Indies
4. Just staying home...

4 Favorite Ways To Relax:

1. Hot bath
2. Sitting outside on the deck in the summer and starring up at the sky watching the stars.
3. Sitting in a hot tub
4. Listening to good music really really Loud

4 Pet Peeves:

1. Men being themselves.....Sorry Guys!!!!
2. Tele MArtketers
3. Dirty clothes left in the bathroom
4. HAving to pick up after 2 grown men

4 Favorite TV Shows:

1. I hate reality shows
2. C.S.I.
3. Oprah
4. ER

4 Food I Hate:

1. re-fried beans-sorry sis!!!!
2. lobster
3. clams
4. Oysters

4 Book Authors:

1. I have no idea
2. I have no idea
3. I have no idea
4. Guess I don't read much....lol...

4 Places I Would Like To Visit:

1. Everette,WA ( HI SIS !!)
2. The Moon-Hubby is always saying that he is going to send me to the moon..
3. Texas- I hear everything is really Big there!!!
4. A place where all of us bloggers could meet face to face

4 Stars I Would Like To Meet:

1.Madonna
2.All the ER staff
3.President Bush-He is a star by himself!!!!(RIGHT)
4.The Rolling Stones
Well thats all I have what about you guys..Keep warm and stay safe
bye for now from Ontario,Canada..

My belated Friday Fun Facts!!

1. I love to watch my 5 yr. old grandson Hunter sleep. But he snores worse then his Papa.

2.I love to cuddle with my new grand daughter Katelynn she will be four months old this Wednesday coming.But she likes to puke on grandma ever time I get her..

3. I Love talking to my other grandson Brody on the phone. He says HI grand ma you come to my house and when I say that we can't right now he screams PAPA really loud in my ear.He must think that his Papa will make me come. And when he say good bye on the phone he always says I Love you More he is 2 1/2.

4.I Love watching my son Thomas whom is 20 playing cars and trucks on the floor with my grand son Hunter.It brings back so many good memories.

5. I Love the fact that I have this Pc and know how to use the internet,that way I can chat with the daughter each and everynight.Tammy is her name and she is away at medical school. I miss her so much.

6.I really hate to take Hunter home tomorrow he is such a good boy.
and I really enjoy having him here just don't tell his mother.

7. Being a grand parent is so much better then being a parent.
You have more time and Patience to spend with them.And you try and teach them the morals of life that you have already taught you children.

8. I got to watch and be there when Hunter and Katelynn came into this world,what a miracle.I had 3 kids of my own but never saw them being born.All I remember is what they told me when I woke up..

I love all my children and my grand children so very very much. And I thank GOd everyday for giving them to me.
I guess I am a very lucky women.

TAke care fellow bloggers keep warm and stay safe. Until next time from Ontario, Canada..

Sorry it was more then five PolarB.

gloria

I am not sure how true the following is,but stop and think about what you are buying..

Sent: Wednesday, March 08, 2006 6:31 PM
Subject: Cheap Mulch From the US


> Pass the word to those you know.
>
>
>
> If you use mulch around your house be very careful about buying
> mulch this year. After the hurricane in New Orleans many trees
> were blown over. These trees were then turned into mulch and the
> state is trying to get rid of tons and tons of this mulch to any
> state or company who will come and haul it away.
>
> So it will be showing up in Home Depot and Lowes at dirt cheap
> prices with one huge problem; Formosan Termites will be the bonus
> in many of those bags. New Orleans is one of the few areas in the
> country were the Formosan Termites has gotten a strong hold and
> most of the trees blown down were already badly infested with
> those termites. Now we may have the worst case of transporting a
> problem to all parts of the country that we have ever had. These termites
> can eat a house in no time at all and we have no good control against
> them,
> so tell your friends that own homes to avoid cheap and know were it came
> from...WHo KNow!!

Take a look at the link below and let me know what you all think.
It is a picture of those wind turbines and you can see how big they actually are.Notice the man standing on top of the generator waiting for the crane to set the nose cone and blades to be fitted to the generator.I have looked inside of one near here and there is a steel ladder that extends to the top from the bottom with a platform in each section.I am going to talk to the guy that is running the job sites that are installing them and see if I can get some pictures from inside. Heck who knows maybe they will take me to the top just think of all the neat up high pictures that I can take.. Ok!! So heres the link.

http://www.tillsonburgnews.com/

Feel free to look at the rest of the paper while you are there.
Since I know that most of you here in the stream are from the United States.

ANd by the way I want to thank my US neighbours for sending the warm air to the north from the south. Its about time.

Keep warm and stay safe.
from Ontario,Canada