Breakfast at Tim Hortons
A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter
and
jam in a
Tim Horton's, when an American man, chewing gum, sat down
next to
him.
The Canadian man ignored the American, who, nevertheless
started
up a
conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You
Canadian
folk
eat the whole bread?"
"Of course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we
only
eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a big container,
recycle
them,
transform
them into croissants and sell them to Canada."
The American had a smirk on his face.
The Canadian listened in silence.
The American persisted. "Do ya eat jelly with the bread?"
Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We
don't.
In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put
all
the
peels,
seeds
and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
into
jam and sell
it to Canada."
The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"
The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."
The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you
do
with the condoms once you've used them?"
We throw them away, of course," said the American.
Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In
Canada, we
put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into
chewing gum, and
sell them to the United States."
Now everybody have a wonderful night or should I say Morning..
Gloria
Today went rather well considering I had 4 flyers plus mail for mostly all of the 363 points of call 
