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 The HEat!!!!!!!!
 

Just a quick check in with all my blogger friends..We went on a 2 day vacation and now we are home.Everything is well here except for the heat..It is going up to +36C for tomorrow and Tuesday and then it is to cool back down for a bit to like +25C...Thank Goodness!!!!! I wouldn't mind the heat if there was no humidity but that is the problem. The humidity is what kills it up here in Canada and I am sure that goes for all of you south of us too!!!!!!
I apologize to all that do the Friday Fun Facts I will do double this Friday coming.
Well thats it for now... I am going to go and run through the stream and see what you all have been up too..So please stay safe and if you can stay cool...
Ontario, Canada

Gloria
Posted by gjwlegs at 7:35 PM - 3 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Need your help again!!!!!!
 

Ok!!! Peoples

Can any of you out there give me a site to get a really nice E-greeting Card from thats free besides Yahoo and blue mountain..
I want to beable to send my daughter a really nice card.She is the one in medical school and I miss her bunches...
And I need to have the sire and a card sent before Thursday as that is her BD...
Thanks to you all.
Stay safe and try to keep cool..
Ontario, Canada

Gloria
Posted by gjwlegs at 9:22 PM - 11 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Need A Oil CHange??????
 

>>Oil Change instructions for Women:
>>1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since
>>the last oil change.
>>2) Drink a cup of coffee.
>>3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly
>>maintained vehicle.
>>
>>Money spent:
>>Oil Change $20.00
>>Coffee $1.00
>>Total $21.00
>>==========================================================
>>
>>Oil Change instructions for Men:
>>1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of
>>oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a
>>check for $50.00.
>>2) Stop by 7 - 11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20,
drive home.
>>3) Open a beer and drink it.
>>4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
>>5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
>>6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
>>7) Place drain pan under engine.
>>8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
>>9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
>>10) Unscrew drain plug.
>>11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in
>>process. Cuss.
>>12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms.
>>Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
>>13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
>>14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
>>15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil
>>filter and twist off.
>>16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil
>>everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in
>>trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
>>17) Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him.
>>Decide to finish oil change tomorrow so you can go see his new
>>garage door opener.
>>18) Sunday: Skip church because "I gotta finish the oil change."
>>Drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. Cleverly dump oil
>>in hole in back yard instead of taking it back to Kragen to recycle.
>>19) Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18.
>>20) Beer? No, drank it all yesterday.
>>21) Walk to 7-11; buy beer.
>>22) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil
>>to gasket surface.
>>23) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
>>24) Remember drain plug from step 11.
>>25) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
>>26) Remember that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back
>>yard, along with drain plug.
>>27) Drink beer.
>>28) Shovel out hole and sift oily mud for drain plug. Re-shovel
>>oily dirt into hole. Steal sand from kids sandbox to cleverly cover
>>oily patch of ground and avoid environmental penalties. Wash drain
>>plug in lawnmower gas.
>>29) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor.
>>Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
>>30) Drink beer.
>>31) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with
>>oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench
>>tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame.
>>32) Bang head on floorboards in reaction to step 31.
>>33) Begin cussing fit.
>>34) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
>>35) Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy.
>>36) Beer.
>>37) Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required to stop blood
flow.
>>38) Beer.
>>39) Beer.
>>40) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
>>41) Beer.
>>42) Lower car from jack stands.
>>43) Accidentally crush remaining case of new motor oil.
>>44) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled
>>during steps 23 - 43.
>>45) Beer.
>>46) Test drive car.
>>47) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
>>48) Car gets impounded.
>>49) Call loving wife, make bail.
>>50) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.
>>
>>Money spent:
>>
>>Parts $50.00
>>DUI $2500.00
>>Impound fee $75.00
>>Bail $1500.00
>>Beer $40.00
>>Total - - $4,165.00
>>
>>But you know the job was done right!
>>
>>SEND THIS TO WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH...... AND TO THE MEN YOU THINK
>>CAN HANDLE IT.....

Gloria
Posted by gjwlegs at 2:37 PM - 12 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 The Ten Commandments of Marriage
 


>> The Ten Commandments of Marriage
>>
>>
>> Commandment 1.
>> Marriages are made in heaven.
>> But so again, are thunder and lightning.
>>
>> Commandment 2.
>> If you want your wife to listen
>> and pay strict attention to every word you say,
>> talk in your sleep.
>>
>> Commandment 3.
>> Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100
grand!
>>
>> Commandment 4.
>> Married life is very frustrating.
>> In the first year of marriage, the man speaks
>> and the woman listens.
>> In the second year, the woman speaks and the
>> man listens.
>> In the third year, they both speak and the
>> neighbors listen.
>>
>> Commandment 5.
>> When a man opens the door of his car for his
wife,
>> you can be sure of one thing:
>> Either the car is new or the wife is.
>>
>> Commandment 6.
>> Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
>> The trouble starts when they try to decide which
one.
>>
>> Commandment 7.
>> Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
>> thinking about something you say.
>> After marriage, he will fall asleep before you
finish.
>>
>> Commandment 8.
>> Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding,
>> economical, and a good cook.
>> But the law allows only one wife.
>>
>> Commandment 9.
>> Marriage and love are purely matter of
chemistry.
>> That is why wife treats husband like toxic
waste.
>>
>> Commandment 10.
>> A man is incomplete until he is married.
>> After that, he is finished.
>>
>> Bonus Commandment story.
>> A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
>> The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a
penny.
>> The husband decided to make a wish too.
>> But he leaned over too much, fell into the
>> well, and drowned.
>> The wife was stunned for a moment but then
smiled,
>> "It really works!"

Posted by gjwlegs at 10:48 PM - 8 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 What to DO???????????
 

I guess you could say that I am having a bad day.. Pulled into the Post Office after I got done the routes today only to have the right front tire on the car to start smoking. And when I get home to find out that the brakes and calipars on both front tires need to be replaced. That right front tire got to frigging hot that it melted the hub cap right off of the tire......ANyone else think that ,that was dangerous????
I asked hubby to look at the car on Fri. as I could smell brake fluid. He said to never mind that everything was fine... Yeah!! Ok!! $100.00 later in parts.....Thank GOd my son can do the repair job for me .It just makes me so frigging mad to be in a marriage and after 30 yrs this NOv. Nothing has changed nothing at all....He still is #1 and always will be. I mean nothing to him. I wonder what he would think if I just upped and left. Then who would be here to make sure that his meals were cooked and that his house was clean...
I think that I am more disappointed then mad and that hurts a hell of alot more.....I only took this job with his approval of me using the car so we could get a few extras here and there...He does not know or will he ever know what it feels like to be helpless. I have been there many times and with this job I finally felt like I was helping. I am just I had some money put away in case something like this happened ,but then I had to by my pills(celebrex) and that took everything that I had saved. But then again if I didn't buy the pills then I can't move and then there would be NO!!!! job anyways. I think that I made the right decision to buy the pills???? Now he has to pay for the parts and I only get paid at the end of each month and since we are going on Holidays next week.God!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!
This too shall pass I know,I know.....Everything always works out in the wash or the end....
Let go and Let God!!!!!!!
I just wish that I could take my own advice and not get so upset but you all know how it is,right????

Other then all the about I am ok....Now everyone out there have a wonderful evening until my next post stay safe....

Ontario,Canada

Gloria
Posted by gjwlegs at 8:11 PM - 6 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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