Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: Wo

Atomic Weight: Don't even go there!!

Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.


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Element Name: MAN

Symbol: Xy

Atomic Weight: 180 +/- 50

Physical Properties: Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find pure sample.

Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element: child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & livestock.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon)

Afghanistan still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Nursing home event... Bill Clinton denies allegations of affair with candy striper.

Texas executes last remaining citizen.

Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.

Baby conceived naturally.....scientists stumped.

Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.

Ozone created by electric cars now killing thousands in Los Angeles.

Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches.

Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.

New California law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, and baseball bats be registered by January 2036

Can you Imagen!!!!!!!!!!


Ontariio,Canada

Gloria

>>>Subject: Fw: "Being A Mom"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> I love this and thought you would also.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Before I was a Mom
>>>
>>>
>>> Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a
>>>lullaby.
>>> I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.
>>> I never thought about immunizations.
>>> Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on.
>>> Pooped on.
>>> Chewed on.
>>> Peed on.
>>> I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.
>>> I slept all night.
>>> Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors
>>>could do tests.
>>> Or give shots.
>>> I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
>>> I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.
>>> I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.
>>> Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I
>>>didn't want to put it down.
>>> I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't
>>>stop the hurt.
>>> I never knew that something so small could affect my life so
>>> much.
>>> I never knew that I could love someone so much.
>>> I never knew I would love being a Mom.
>>> Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart
>>>outside my body.
>>> I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby.
>>> I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child.
>>> I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so
>>>important and happy.
>>> Before I was a Mom - I had never gotten up in the middle of the
>>>night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay.
>>> I had never known the warmth, The joy, The love, The heartache,
>>>The wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom.
>>> I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much before I was a
>>> Mom.
>>>
>>> And before I was a Grandma, I didn't know that all those "Mom"
>>>feelings more than doubled when you see that little bundle being held by
>>>"your baby"...
>>>
>>> Send this to someone who you think is a special Mom or Grandma. I
>>>just did.
>>> And remember that behind every successful mother... Is a basket
>>> of
>>>dirty laundry

Gloria ( mom)

This is for Miss HAiley (MindPower)

Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender,
be on good terms with all persons.

Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even to the dull and ignorant;
they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons;
they are vexations to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain or bitter,
for always there will be greater
and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own career, however humble,
it's a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs,
for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals,
and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself.
Especially do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love;
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment,
it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.

Nurture strength of spirit
to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive him to be.
And whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life,
keep peace in your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful.
Strive to be happy.

Stay safe and try to keep WARM!!!!!!!!!!

Ontario,Canada

Gloria

Stand Up For CHILDREN



Read and thank the God and goddess that you dont have a life like his. No
>child has the right to go through this pain...
>
>My name is Chris
>
>I am three,
>
>My eyes are swollen
>
>I cannot see,
>
>I must be stupid
>
>I must be bad,
>
>What else could have made
>
>My daddy so mad?
>
>I wish I were better
>
>I wish I weren't ugly,
>
>Then maybe my mommy
>
>Would still want to hug me.
>
>I cant do a wrong
>
>I cant speak at all
>
>Or else im locked up
>
>All day long.
>
>When im awake im all alone
>
>The house is dark
>
>My folks arent home
>
>When my mommy does come home
>
>I'll try and be nice,
>
>So maybe ill just get
>
>One whipping tonight.
>
>I just heard a car
>
>My daddy is back
>
>From Chariles bar.
>
>I hear him curse
>
>My name is called
>
>I press myself
>
>Against the wall
>
>I try to hide
>
>From his evil eyes
>
>Im so afraid now
>
>I'm starting to cry
>
>He finds me weeping
>
>Calls me ugly words,
>
>He says its my fault
>
>He suffers at work.
>
>He slaps and hits me
>
>And yells at me more,
>
>I finally get free
>
>And run to the door
>
>Hes already locked it
>
>And i start to bawl,
>
>He takes me and throws me
>
>Against the hard wall
>
>I fall to the floor
>
>With my bones nearly broken,
>
>And my daddy continues
>
>With more bad words spoken,
>
>"Im sorry!", I scream
>
>But its now much to late
>
>His face has been twisted
>
>Into a unimaginable shape
>
>The hurt and the pain
>
>Again and again
>
>O please God, have mercy!
>
>O please let it end!
>
>And he finally stops
>
>And heads for the door
>
>While i lay there motionless
>
>Sprawled on the floor
>
>My name is Chris
>
>I am three,
>
>Tonight my daddy
>
>Murdered me
>
>And you can help
>
>Sickens me to the soul,
>
>And if you read this
>
>and dont pass it on
>
>I pray for your forgivness
>
>Because you would have to be
>
>One heartless person
>
>To not be effected
>
>By this Poem
>
>And because u r effected,
>
>Do something about it!
>
>So all i ask you to do
>
>Is pass this on!
>
>IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!
>
>PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THIS AND PASS IT ON !!
>REPOST THIS AS no child should have to go through this everR
>
>AND CHILD MOLESTERS SHOULD BE ON DEATH ROW ALSO.

Lets put a end to this and all of the abuse out there..

Ontario,Canada

Gloria

Stay safe...