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 Subject: Fw: Santa Needs A Drink
 

TRY IT .... FAR TO MUCH TIME ON SOMEONE'S HANDS. IT' A GOOD GAME WHEN YOU GET UPTO AROUND 400 POINTS.




It's better if you use sound.



Click on the link and use your arrow keys to get Santa

drunk. he holds his liquor pretty good. I go t 394 points before he was toasted.



Don't touch the train track! Oh what the hay touch

the track it is hilarious!



In the essence of holiday stress, thought you might take

a moment from

Your busy, busy lives to demonstrate your keyboarding

prowess.



Use your arrow keys to take Santa to his goal of complete alcoholic

Oblivion!



http://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf

Just copy and paste this into you browser bar.. It is sooooooooooo



Poor Santa

Gloria
Posted by gjwlegs at 4:36 PM - 11 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Wow !! Unbelivable !!!!!!!!!!
 

They have certainly coem a long way in medical tech stuff. Check out this story...It amazes me..
When I was born I was born with a hole in my heart. And I had surgery to fix it when I was 4 1/2 yrs old... The things taht they can do in the medical field now will blow your mind..

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/061213/health/health_health_mechanical_heart_3

Take care
Gloria


Posted by gjwlegs at 10:50 PM - 4 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 Check this out.....
 

http://www.saintnick.org/html/games.html

Check out this Sainy NIck sites it is awesome let me know what yall all think...

From Ontario,Canada

Gloria
Posted by gjwlegs at 10:24 PM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Thread in a Tapestry..................A must read........
 

I got this in an email and thought that it belonged here/let me know what you think.........

> Subject: Fw: Mousetrap.............
>
>
> This is worth passing on to all of your friends. There's a powerful
> connection between us all.
>
> A mouse looked through the crack in
> the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.
>
> What food might this contain?" The mouse
> wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.
>
> Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse
> proclaimed the warning:
>
> There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a
> mousetrap in the house!"
>
> The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her
> head and said, "Mr.Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you,
but
> it
> is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."
>
>
> The mouse turned to the pig and told him,
> "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the
house!"
>
> The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very
> sorry, Mr.Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray.
>
> Be assured you are in my prayers."
>
> The mouse turned to the cow and said "There
> is a mousetrap in the house!There is a mousetrap in the house!"
>
> The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for
> you, but it's no skin off my nose."
>
> So, the mouse returned to the house, head
> down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.
>
> That very night a sound was heard throughout
> the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.
>
> The farmer's wife rushed to see what was
> caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake
whose
> tail
> the trap had caught.
>
> The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer
> rushed her to the hospital , and she returned home with a fever.
>
> Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh
> chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the
> soup's
> main ingredient.
>
> But his wife's sickness continued, so friends
> and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock.
>
> To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.
>
> The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.
>
> So many people came for her funeral, the
> farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of
them.
>
> The mouse looked upon it all from his crack
> in the wall with great sadness.
>
> So, the next time you hear someone is facing
> a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember -- when one of
us is
> threatened, we are all at risk.
>
> We are all involved in this journey called
> life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra
effort to
> encourage one another.
>
.
>
> REMEMBER,,,,
>
> EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD IN ANOTHER
> PERSON'S TAPESTRY;
>
> OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER FOR A REASON.
>
> One of the best things to hold onto in this world is a Friend.

Thanks for stopping by and taking the time to comment on this blog.
All of you rawk!!!!!

Ontario, CAnada

Gloria

OH and by the way our snow is melting..........
Posted by gjwlegs at 7:58 PM - 9 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Marriage
 


- Part I
Typical macho man marries typicalgood-looking
woman and after the wedding,he laid down the following
rules:"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I
wantand I don't expect any hassle from you.I expect a great
dinner to be on table unlessI tell you that I won't be home for
dinner.I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing andcard-playing when I
want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about
it.Those are my rules! Any comments?"His new bride says, "No,
that's fine with me.Just understand that there will be sexhere at
seven o'clock every night whether you're here or not."(SHE'S
GOOD!) (Part II)
Husband and wife have a bitter quarrel on theday of their 40th
wedding anniversary!The husband yells, "When you die,I'm getting
you a headstone that reads:"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die,I'm getting you a headstone
that reads:"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"(HE ASKED FOR
IT!) (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wifeare having a fight at the breakfast
table.Husband gets up in a rage and says,"You're no good in bed
either!"and storms out of the house. After sometime, he realizes
he was nasty and decides to make amendsand rings her up.She comes
to the phone after many rings,and the irritated husband
says,"What took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I
was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" She says, "Getting
a second opinion!"(YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE
COMING,TOO!) (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievements.
He is so proud of himself,that he starts calling his wife,"Mother of Six"
in spite of her objections.One night, they go to a
party.The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find
out if his wife is ready to leave as well.He shouts at the top of
his voice,"Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'His wife, irritated
by her husband's lackof discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime
you're ready, Father of Four. "(DITTO!)
(Part V)
The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some
problems at home and were giving each other thesilent
treatment.Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,he would
need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AMfor an early morning business
flight.Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),
he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM."He
left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man
woke up,only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his
flight.Furious, he was about to go and see whyhis wife hadn't
wakened him,when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The
paper said,"It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."Men are not equippedfor these
kinds of contests.
**God may have created man before woman,but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.**


SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH........AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN
HANDLE IT.
Posted by gjwlegs at 11:18 AM - 13 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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