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 I am a Walnut Tree.... What are YOU !!!!!!!!
 

>>Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
>>Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
>>Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
>>Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
>>Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
>>Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
>>Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
>>Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
>>Mar 21 (only) - Oak Tree
>>Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
>>Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
>>Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
>>Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
>>May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
>>May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
>>May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash
>>Tree
>>Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
>>Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
>>Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree
>>Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
>>Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
>>Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
>>Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
>>Aug 05 to Aug 13 - P oplar Tree
>>Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
>>Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
>>Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
>>Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
>>Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree
>>Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
>>Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
>>Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
>>Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
>>Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
>>Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash
>>Tree
>>Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
>>Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
>>Dec 22 (only) - Beech Tree
>>Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
>>
>>TREES (in alphabetical order)
>>Apple Tree (Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal,
>>and
>>attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous,
>>sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and
>>tender
>>partner,
>>very generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate
>>partner.
>>
>>Ash Tree (Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive,
>>demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent,
>>talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable,
>>restless
>>lover,
>>sometimes money rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love
>>and
>>much emotional support.
>>
>>Beech Tree (Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its looks,
>>materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical,
>>good
>>leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime
>>companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).
>>
>>Birch Tree (Inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive,
>>elegant,friendly,
>>unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the
>>vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full
>>of
>>imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content
>>atmosphere.
>>
>>Cedar Tree (Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt,
>>likes
>>unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least
>>shy, tends to look
>>down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often
>>impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious,
>>healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick
>>decisions.
>>
>>Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive,
>>well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born
>>diplomat,
>>can be
>>irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker,
>>sometimes
>>acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family
>>oriented,
>>very loyal in love, physically fit.
>>
>>Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptabl e, takes
>>what
>>life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be
>>content,
>>optimistic, wants to be financially independent,
>>wants love and
>>affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be
>>satisfied,
>>faithful,
>>quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain
>>knowledge, needs to be needed.
>>
>>Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes,
>>modest
>>demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but
>>not
>> to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for
>>others,
>>noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.
>>
>>Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed,
>>honest,
>>loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker
>>when
>> wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals,
>>sexually oriented, great sense of humor, has artistic
>>talent and great
>>intelligence.
>>
>>Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well,
>>loves
>>anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to
>>them,
>> hard to trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and
>>laziness
>>after long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented,
>>unselfish, many
>>friends, very reliable.
>>
>>Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very
>>demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a
>>lasting
>>impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular,
>>quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a
>>precise sense
>>of judgment and expects complete fairness.
>>
>>Hornbeam Tree (Good
>>Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks and
>>condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable
>>as
>>possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for
>>kindness
>> and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual
>>lovers, is
>>seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never
>>sure of
>>its decisions, very conscientious.
>>
>>Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life
>>dishes
>>out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good
>>ones,
>>hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear
>>tough,
>> but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make
>>sacrifices for
>>family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to
>>use
>>them, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times
>>but extremely
>>loyal.
>>
>>Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of
>>imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud,
>>self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has
>>many
>>complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life,
>>wants
>> to impress.
>>
>>Oak Tree (Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting,
>>independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the
>> ground, person of action.
>>
>>Olive Tree (Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings,
>>reasonable,
>>balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm,
>>well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free
>>of
>>jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.
>>
>>Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and
>>harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write
>>poetry,
>>not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls
>>strongly
>>in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft,
>>low
>>self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.
>>
>>Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not
>>very
>>self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill
>>and
>>pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity,
>>great
>>artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy,
>>reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.
>>
>>Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without
>>egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and
>>even
>>complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste,
>>artistic,
>>passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.
>>
>>Walnut Tree (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of
>>contrasts,
>> often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected
>>reactions,
>>spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and
>>uncommon
>>partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist,
>>very
>>jealous and passionate, no compromise.
>>
>>Weeping Willow (Melancholy) -- likes to be stress free, loves
>>family
>>life, full of hopes and dreams,
>>attractive, very empathetic, loves anything
>>beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places,
>>restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to
>>live with
>>when
>>pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love
>>until
>> they find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others
>>laugh

Gloria
Posted by gjwlegs at 8:38 AM - 9 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo.
 

I got this from a good Friend and thought I should share.....



Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter

Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are

Asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted

On an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a

Joke; but the questions were really asked!



Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?(England)

A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and

Watch them die.



Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)

A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.



Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)

A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.



Q:Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)

A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.



Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them

In Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England)

A: What, did your last slave die?



Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)

A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-DA is that big

Country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in

Calgary. Come naked.



Q:Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll

Send the rest of the directions.



Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada?(England)

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.



Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)

A: Aus-t RI-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it.

Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary,

Straight after the hippo races. Come naked.



Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)

A: No, WE don't stink.



Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I

Sell it in Canada?(USA)

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.



Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population

Is smaller than the male population? (Italy)

A: Yes, gay nightclubs.



Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)

A: Only at Thanksgiving.



Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?(Germany)

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.



Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a

Kind of big horse with horns. (USA )

A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone

Walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine

Before you go out walking.



Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)

A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

No Offence taken PLease!!!!!!!!! I just needed to have a



Gloria
Posted by gjwlegs at 8:16 PM - 5 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 MIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MISS!!!!!!!!!!!MRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MR............
 

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 Get to know me??
 

The idea is to fill in the blanks, and forward to some friends – to get to know them a bit better…

1. What time is it? 10:21 pm.
2. Name? Gloria

3. What are you most afraid of? Dying

4. What do you drive? Dodge Neon
5. Have you ever seen a ghost? I have seen a spirit of my Grandma CHedour

6. Where were you born? St.Thomas, Ontario
7. Ever been to Alaska? No, but would like to go someday

8. . Ever been toilet paper rolling in decorating trees? Oh Yeah

9. Croutons or Bacon bits? both

10. Favourite day of the week: Mondays
11. Favourite restaurant: Kelsey's

12. Favourite Flower: Wild
13. Favourite sport to watch: figure skating
14. Favorite Drink: Coke

15. Favorite Ice cream: CAndy Cane

16. Disney or Warner: Disney
17. Favorite fast food restaurant: HArvey's
18. What color is your bedroom carpet? rust

19. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail: Miss Trisha

20. What do you do most often when you are bored: play Alchemy,super Collaspe

21. Bedtime: never before midnight
22. Who will respond to this email the quickest? Not sure

23. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? Not sure

24. Who is the person that you are most curious to see their responses?nice to see them all

25. Favorite TV show? Lost,CSI,National Geographic Channel. 26. Ford or chevy? Dodge

27. What are you listening to right now? something on the boob tube

28. Your favorite colours? navy blue,light mauve,yellow

29. How many tattoos do you have? 0
30. Do you have any pets? Yes Taffy she is six months now and she is a JACK A POO
31. How many people are you sending this e-mail to? to many to count
32. Favorite snack/comfort foods? Oatmeal cookies,chocolate anything




HAve a wonderful week everyone
Gloria
Posted by gjwlegs at 10:46 PM - 4 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Men they think they know it all ........lol
 


The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The fucking funeral director would be my first guess."

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