Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

'ESTROGEN ISSUES'

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'ESTROGEN ISSUES'

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: 'How's my driving-call 1- 800-'.
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from 'outer space'.
8. You're not as nice as you used to be and you used to be a witch.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.



TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4 Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN



The beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are
but on how happy others can be because of you. Gloria

LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE.. FORWARD ON TO PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK THAT WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THIS...INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. PUT YOUR BIRTHDAY ANIMAL IN THE SUBJECT LINE AND PASS IT ON.

Don't forget to scroll down to see what it says about you.

January 01 - 09 ~ Ass
January 10 - 24 ~ Slug
January 25 - 31 ~ Cockroach February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite
February 06 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
Febru ar y 15 - 21 ~ Skunk
February 22 - 28 ~ Snake March 01 - 12 ~ Ape
March 13 - 15 ~ Cockroach
March 16 - 23 ~ Slug
March 24 - 31 ~ Parasite
April 01 - 03 ~ Ass
April 04 - 14 ~ Snake
April 15 - 26 ~ Slug
April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk May 01 - 13 ~ Slug
May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog
May 22 - 31 ~ Cockroach June 01 - 03 ~ Slug
June 04 - 14 ~ Skunk
June 15 - 20 ~ Ass
June 21 - 24 ~ Ape
June 25 - 30 ~ Parasite
July 01 - 09 ~ Slug
July 10 - 15 ~ Ass
July 16 - 26 ~ Bullfrog
July 27 - 31 ~ Parasite August 01 - 15 ~ Ape
August 16 - 25 ~ Slug
August 26 - 31 ~ Skunk September 01 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
September 15 - 27 ~ Parasite
September 28 - 30 ~ Ass
October 01 - 15 ~ Ape
October 16 - 27 ~ Skunk
October 28 - 31 ~ Snake November 01 - 16 ~ Cockroach
November 17 - 30 ~ Parasite December 01 - 16 ~ Ass
December 17 - 25 ~ Ape
December 26 - 31 ~ Bullfrog

If you are a Ass : A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified.

If you are a Slug : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

If you are a Cockroach : Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... Hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.....

If you are a Parasite : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Skunk : You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.

If you are a Bullfrog : You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love....

If you are a Snake : You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are a Ape : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!

By George They hit this one right on the nails head... Gloria

I am unsure what is wrong with people today..
If you want to leave me a comment then email me those of you that I care to talk to have my email address..
But the rest of you go and fly a kite.
Deactiavating your BLog WHAT A COWARD you are...
You know whom you are..
Gloria

Here are some new Pics. Of My dog Taffy on the left then my daughter Tammys DOgs Tye in the middle and Jasper on the right.. Aren't they CUTE

ANd this is what I think about Renovations.. We have the upstairs of the house almost done Hubby is waving at you all... ANd thats me with the messy hair


Hope that you are all having a NIce Week end its COLD here -18C for tonight...My kind of weather Gloria

I just want the people that read this blog to know one thing take from my blog what you like and leave the rest. I know that there are some sick indivuals out there that like to play on others feelings espically when they are a tad depressed..
Tonight I am feeling a tad lonely. You see for the past x number of years I have always called my dad and told him that I Love him at least 3 or more times a day. The last time I told my dad that I LOVED him was 11 nights ago and that was the sadest night of my life.As I sat there in his hospital room I was praying for GOd to take him home and for it to be as pain free as possible.
THe sadest part of all I think was the fact that his kids and their kids were all there. What a way to havae a reunion..
I remember a few nights before he died he was in ICU. And he motioned me over to him and pointed out the window and told me to see...HE just kept pointing.Dad had a stroke and only his right side was working at that time. HE wanted me to see what was out the window.
I said yes daddy I see them they are waiting for you. I truely believe that they were ANgels outside that room that night and he was trying to tell me they were there for him.

While we were all sitting in his room that night my mom kept looking behind her she had a feeling that someone was standing behind her there was no one in a physcial form that we could see and then someone else heard whistling my Uncle use to whistle when he worked all the time. I truely believe that he was there waiting to escort my dad when he left his body.

When I was a kid and living in a small town we never really had all that much excitement so when the fire sirens went off we would jump in the car and chase the fire trucks.
THe night that my dad passed away as we were all getting ready to leave the hospital and head home the fire alarm sounded and the hospital went on lock down.THat is where all the patients doors are shut and the elevators do not work and the stair doors are locked..Kinda ironic would you say and the most weirdest thing is that the fire alarm came from the electrical engineers room on the second floor.WHy you might be asking my dad was a electric motor fixer.HE fixed them all his life.It was his was of tell me that he was alright and that I would see him again soon.

SO DADDY I LOVE YOU
And the Angels came and answered my prayers and took you home. I still and always will miss him and the lessons that he taught me growing up will always be there..
Call your parents tell them that you love them often or if you are still at home do it more often if you s do not get along all that well cause you never know when it will be the last time. ANd the last time is a life time.
SO now I call my mom and tell her all the time that I LOVE HER TOO and say silently to my dad that I love him too.
Thanks to all the firends and FOes that have taken the time to send their sympathys and Granny thanks for the card.......

This was taken the weekend of Sept 20,2007 this is my dad and mom at their 60th anniversary get together that we threw for them......
Gloria