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 My Funny for the day!!!
 

A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own fuckin blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End
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Sorry I had to put this here I know its silly but I have to much going on in my life lately and I am unsure on how to handle it.
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we had snow again lastnight but it has almost all melted with the sun being out. But its still cold I am waiting for no socks and sandal weather Soon I hope.. Stop on over to POLARB's and have some fun .....
Yous all have a wonderful weekend..
Gloria
Posted by gjwlegs at 3:00 PM - 11 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Mental Abuse.
 

Isn't it funny how things in your own life can go from bad to worse and just when you see a little bit of the end of the tunnel things are ripped out from you once again..
I just do not know what to do anymore. I am getting yelled at again by my husband.. FOr the same reason as always. THE FUCKING BILLS.. You see he never letme get a job doing anything like factory work which I was at one time good at. Since my car accident I have not been able to work in a factory because of my knees I take 2 -200 mgs of celebrex a day and am up to almost 50 mgs of morphine and that folks is just to walk. Last year I was told that I had diabetes. those pills alone cost $260/ month we have no drug plan. He is bitching at me because of my inter net bill that I have let slip now for 3 months as they added it to the phone bill that is in his name.
I has asked the phone company to remove the internet bill from his and they promised to do it just they didn't do it this time and all hell just let loose.
You every have the feeling like you have been through this before and all you want to do is leave. I know I shouldn't be this upset after all its only a bill and its only money. With everything else that has been going on her with the son and his helpless g/f the one that sits on her ass and does nothing to help me here and with my dad dying I think I got me a case of the poor me's. I can't stop crying.
I know that things will be alright at the end of the month when I get paid as that is when the internet bill will be paid.. Why can't men in general just give it a rest.
I do understand that he is flippin all of the bills right now except for that one. But what would he do if we had a mortage payment or had to pay rent. AS for housing we are FREE and clear having never had a mortage.
What if I was to get so sick that I couldn't even do the mail routes that I have part time. Thats the money that I use to catch up on my inter net and buy most of my pills ahead.
I have not been able to buy myself anything new in the past yr or too. SOmetimes I just wish and pray that the Good Lord will take me home..
ANd all of the shit that Sons G/f has put me throughin the last week would have cracked others here for sure I know this. But I keep on plugging away. Maybe my prayers will be answered and the LORD will take mw homw I am exaushted and done.Until tomorrow.
Gloria

P.s. I would rather have him beat me.
Posted by gjwlegs at 12:41 AM - 18 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 CAn you figure it out???????????
 

Lets see who really reads this message and who doesn't.. Ok So here its the message.ANd Please be honest..
Dit gaat een andere koude dag zijn omhoog hier binnen. I zekere hoop dat u haven't wegzet de de winteerlagen en laarzen enkel nog... Wij moeten bloedigere SNEEUW!! O.k. zo krijgen hoeveel zijn gegaan en vertaald dit?? op Eerlijk is........ kom Gloria
Yous совсем смущать но или. Я surfing стержень и accross кулачка I, котор translater... пожалуйста чувствует свободно попытаться и вычислиться из я говорю и если вы can't идете использовать following соединение. Находится в разделе комментариев. Человек может вы сказать как после того как я пробурены я реально am.... Gloria
OK have nice DAY!!!!!!!
Posted by gjwlegs at 1:03 PM - 13 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 PUKEY
 

Its going to be and has been one of these days....



YOu all have a GOOD EASTER.....And PolarB says the Easter Bunny says
BOCK BOCK!!!!!

Posted by gjwlegs at 7:13 PM - 11 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! AM I going to DO????????
 

As I sit here at this PC I have many thoughts running through my head.Some seem to go now where then there are those that seem to go to far.
I am for sure missing my dad right now as this will be the first Easter without him and that makes me and this will also be the first Easter that my mom will be going to my brothers for EAster as we have always had it here Easter is my Holiday.My oldest hold CHristmas and #2 daughter her holiday is THanksgiving.
Do you ever find yourself lost for words not knowing what to say or if you do find the words not knowing how to say them. That is how I am feeling right now.
Its not all about Easter it has to do with how I feel about my life right now. Its pretty shitty I can tell you that. I have a hubby that works great, supports us here I mean he pays all the bills ect. ANd my son and his soon to be wife also live here and my 2 dogs.
Well you are now thinking what does she have to complain about...
I mean I LOVE My hubby and all of my kids and I really love my dogs. Then there is always that BUT!!!
I had a really good cry tonight and promised my dogs that I will come back for them but I am unsure how much more I can take living here.I have tried to ask for HELP!!!! But the people here have no ears though it seems.
I am unsure how to make them listen to me.I tried to make some changes arround here like moving items in cupboards to make it easier for me to do the things that I need to do as a MOTHER,WIFE. But change does not go well here. I am unable to reach the stuff on the high shelves anymore so my idea was to move the things that I needed to the lower shelves. Now they are all complaining that they can't find anything.I have told them to open their eyes and they will see where things have now been put. BUT OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I feel like I am backed into a corner and never able to come out. I feel like I have been banging my head off the walls to many times.I feel like the people here take me for granite all the time.
I do have a job but I only work maybe if I am LUCKY 16 weeks out of the yr. My legs are to bad for me to take a full time standing in a factory job.. I would give me right arm to have a full time job.
Maybe then I would have a little sanity or save whats left of it.
On one of PolarB's blogs she wrote about how to be more assertive...
I am trying and it seems like I am moving backwards instead of frontwards.ANd I find myself lost for words.Am I going crazy?????????
you tell me,OK???
It this part of the grieving process??? Is complete confusion part of Grievng...
Maybe I have way too much time on my hands for thinking....
MAYbe I should not waste anymore of your time here in the stream. Maybe I should go like so many others have and not come back. I am unsure as what to do. These are the many thoughts that are flowing through my head at this precise moment in time on this place we call EARTH or whats left of it anyways..
I just dunno....
I mean I enjoy reading all of your blogs some more than others I feel like I have become attached to some of yous here YOu know whom you are.
Is it so wrong for me to want a little compassion and love in my life is it??
Just once I would like if Hubby came home and when he found me crying to take me and hold me in his arms and let me cry. Instead he asks whats wrong??? Well I am upset and I am crying maybe if you took the time to open your ears and your heart you would know why...
Well thats all I can do for tonight I need to go and blow my nose and finish the cry that I am having right now in this moment in time..Thanks for taking the time to read this mixed up thoughts of mine.
Gloria OUT!!!!!!!
Posted by gjwlegs at 12:11 AM - 17 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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